What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican cyclops?

Juan Eye.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!