What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the chinese pirate say?

Awwlllll!

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive