Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.