Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.