Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

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What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

A cemetery