What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.