What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

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What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the deal with black people?

They're not black, and they're not people!

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

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Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out?

Novak Chokeovic

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.