Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.