Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.