Happy Hour Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Pixar Jokes More Pixar Jokes

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Cgi Jokes More Cgi Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.