He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
Let's go fishing
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Because he's married.
Ripostes everywhere.
A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
He's never gonna give you Up.
CGI Friday's.
A Rug's Life.
