How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

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How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.