How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....