Marry Woman Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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Czech Mate Jokes More Czech Mate Jokes

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Prague Jokes More Prague Jokes

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!