What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

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What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.