What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.