What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

Why did Scottish baby sneeze?

It got week old.

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese