What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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What does a Scottish cat say?

Mee yew!

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

iDropIt

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese