What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

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Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !