Short Temper Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Crab Apple Jokes More Crab Apple Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.