Short Temper Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What kind of a joke does a black person not get?

Dadjokes

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.