What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

A: "All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

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What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

Who's there ! Anthem ! Anthem who ?

You Anthem devil you !