Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*