Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!