Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic