How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

What does a Chinese cow say?

Governess(https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes