How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.