What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

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How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.