What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

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What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

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What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

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How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.