What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.