What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!