When do chickens stop laying eggs?

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.