When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.