Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.