Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Where do poor Italians live?

A spaghetto.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Gold Chain Jokes More Gold Chain Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Shaving Jokes More Shaving Jokes

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.