Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!