Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?

A spaghetto

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.