Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Where do poor Italians live?

A spaghetto.

What do you call a poor Italian community?

a spaghetto.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.