What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

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How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.