How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

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How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.