How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

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What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.