How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

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What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.