What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

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What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

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What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!