What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.