What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances