What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How do you find a black person?

Guilty.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

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