What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person?

A Pizza can feed a family of four

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How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.