You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.
They won't work in the future either.
I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done
When hunger strikes.
They wanted a better celery!
Neither of them got to sea!
If it's black it won't give you any food
Batman can go to the store without robin'
A Pizza can feed a family of four
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
So the dishwasher matches the stove.