Black Person Jokes

What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes?

The black person.

How do you find a black person?

Guilty.

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What does a black person get for Christmas?

Your bike.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

What does a tornado and a black person have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!

What do you call a black person in space?

An astronaut.

What kind of a joke does a black person not get?

Dadjokes

Why was the black person sad?

Police Brutality

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

What do you call one black person on the moon?

A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

Why do black people never dream?

Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

What is the difference between a black person and a bench?

One can support a family of four.

Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What's the worst present you could give a black person?

Cotton Scented Hand Lotion

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

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What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

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How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

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What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.