His brother with your DVD player.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
None. He ....
Hi dad!
There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.
Two Chainz.
Neapolitan.
An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.
About three fifths.
A Pizza can feed a family of four
Nigeria
A Doctor you racist!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because it was invented by a black person!
One can support a family
You put his welfare checks in his work boots.
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
The Janitor
What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.
Cancer got Jobs
It's gone.
Neighbor
To fry the chicken.
You don't
The last black person that had a dream got shot!
The black person.
Guilty.
Ooops, I burnt one!
A really stupid ape
Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor
Your bike.
I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.
First grade
His lips are moving.
Neighbor.
Your job.
It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!
An astronaut.
Dadjokes
Police Brutality
You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
A rapper
A pizza can feed a family of 4.
Damn, I burnt one...
A Nigerian, you racist
A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*
They're not falling for that one again..
Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.
It's not there anymore.
A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist
When it's being built!
they both don't work without a chain.
neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.
God doesn't punish anyone twice.
Nothing
One can support a family of four.
Because the slow ones are in jail.
The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
Cotton Scented Hand Lotion
Batman can go to the store without robin'
An erection
Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.
Because it was on old croc.
I pronounce it Frankfort.
Her brother has a moustache.
Because he had a brother named Enos.
A lunatic! (luna-tick)
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
Karma-vore
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
Cause all their pants are half-off
Cause they all go there to croak!
