Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

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What are you people doing?

making this crap up.

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

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What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What breaks every time you give it to a toddler?

Their pelvis.