How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

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How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.