How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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What's pink and smells of ginger?

Fred Astaire's finger.

What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

Lifesaver Jokes More Lifesaver Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.