Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!