Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Why can not Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black.

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!