What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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