Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

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What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

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Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.