Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't