What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack