Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

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What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

What do you call someone who only watches Horror Anime?

A Ouijaboo.

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How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway