What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.