What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

What is the fastest mineral in the world?

The malacheetah.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.