What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.