Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.