Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

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What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !