Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!"

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A mummy bear

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.