Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

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Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour