Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)