Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

What is the weakest armour made out of?

Asian People

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

What did the ghost say to the bees?

Boo Bees

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a knight made out of clay?

Sir Amick

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !