Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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How do French psychologists like their beverages?

froid

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"