What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off