What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

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What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What do you call it when a signal processing firm quickly remodels their entryway?

A fast foyer transform!