Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

How do you top a train?

Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room

Railroad Track Jokes More Railroad Track Jokes

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!