What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

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Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.