What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.