What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room