Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.