How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How do you cure depression?

A gun.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage