How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

Combat Jokes More Combat Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!