How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

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Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

What do you call a black man with a gun ?

You call him "sir".

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How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage