How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What do you call a white guy with a gun?

A potential suspect.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Combat Jokes More Combat Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage